Words from a Recently Diagnosed Introvert

Saturday, April 30, 2005

Puke and Awe

As if I wasn't already nauseous enough from returning late last night from a nearly week-long ag conference in DC where one of the main topics of much discussion was the very legitimate concern of the Walmartization of our food supply and factoids and visual depictions of the current conditions of factory farms that would make Upton Sinclair roll over in his grave...

As if I wasn't already nauseous enough from no days off in over two weeks, an average of 3-4 hours of sleep/night in the last week and the over-consumption of bad conference center coffee, refined sugar, bleached flour, and sub-par wine...

As if I wasn't already nauseous enough from having to get up early this morning for a three hour cadaver anatomy lab wherein the cadavers had most of their facial features, hands, feet, and body hair still in tact and the smell of formaldehyde and raw meat was so strong you could taste it...

...I returned home and someone had sent me this via email

You'll find me pale and sunken, curled up in a fetal position in a state of dismay, experiencing the occasional dry heave.

3 Comments:

  • That's quite a stunt. ;-)

    (The tri-color loading bar is precious)

    By Anonymous Little Boy Blue, at 11:20 AM  

  • The "About" page delves into his "Star Trek" stunt coordinator gig with surprising gusto.

    On a maybe-related note, I recently learned that a disproportionate number of pedophiles are Trekkies.

    By Blogger Meaghan, at 12:05 PM  

  • Thanks so much for a good laugh!!

    By Blogger Stacey, at 7:08 AM  

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