I can't help it

This guy's writing is just too good to go unnoticed by any of you. Here's just a tiny blurb from today's column...

"...Do you see? This means that the war in Iraq is a good thing, because war brings us closer to the Final Conflict. War is what God wants. And nature, that pathetic and disposable handmaiden to humankind's happy bloodlust, is merely the fuel, the playpen, for that happy eventuality. Earth is but a finite resource given by God to humanity and meant to be all used up as fast as possible and the faster we use it all up the sooner Jesus comes. Just like Santa..."

I highly recommend reading the whole thing: Why Does God Hate Caribou?