Lazy as Fuck

Laziness is definitely one of, ie the only, legitimate excuse I can use for my blogger silence.

I have got to be the world's laziest motherfucker.
Seriously.

I cut corners like no bodies business. I only half do things, finish almost nothing, and spend more time dealing with the fallout and consequences of my mediocre attempts at everything, than on making things good the first time around.

How beautifully inefficient.

The holidays highlight this fact more than any other time of year, if for no other reason than the painful realization that as I sit hear agonizing about the negative balance in my bank account, I can't help but remember that only a short month ago I had a grand plan of making several clever crafty gifts in, what would come to be known as, an ill-fated attempt to save more and spend less.

Maybe I could redeem myself and knit a nice cushy pillow - one I can use to soften the blow as I sit in bankruptcy court.