Peacocks don't talk

I am a peacock this year for Halloween.
I went to a party last night and was clearly the belle of the ball.

I didn't want to actually talk to anyone. I just wanted people to look at me and admire my brilliantly crafted costume.

When I had to actually speak, I found that I didn't have much to say, and frankly, neither did the people speaking to me.

I think we should all talk less and listen and ogle more.

Spoken by a true introvert.