So many misconceptions, so little time

Misconception #1: I'm excited about whoring myself to another rich, white male this morning for a measly portion of his millions to keep my organization, that's cleaning up the mess that his organization has made of the world, above water.

Misconception #2: I need another cup of coffee.

Misconception #3: My boss is a straight shooter

Misconception #4: I can get away with not ironing my shirt today

Misconception #5: I can afford to go to France for the holidays